Your fave is problematic: Potion Seller

sturmtruppen:

hero-of-canada:

  • Refuses to sell his strongest potions
  • Has no respect for knights
  • Is a rascal

god I’m so sick and tired of people shitting on Potion Seller and conveniently forgetting that

  • his potions are too strong for you traveler
  • you can’t handle his potions, they’re too strong for you
  • his potions would kill you traveler you can not handle them
  • why should he respect knights when his potions can do anything they can

I mean alright if you don’t like Potion Seller I get it, they’re not for everyone, and hell even I’ll admit that his strongest potions would kill a dragon, let alone a man, but nothing is stopping you from just going elsewhere for your potions, and finding a seller who sells weaker potions.

(via toastradamus)


fefeferi:

when u accidentally hurt ur friends feelings and they insist that its fine but u know it isnt

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missespeon:

auwa:

fiztheancient:

fireskink:

jacketlizard:

jetgreguar:

grandmasterflash:

tumblr you can keep your glorified nostalgia about the wild thornberries and tony hawk’s pro skater and getting to hold the flea-ridden stuffed lion during the d.a.r.e program and what have you because THIS right here.  now THIS was the essence of the 90s

YOU’LL CALL NOW

oh man it took me literally 2 seconds of this video to remember exactly how the rest of it went

I hated this commercial. Turns out I still hate it.

OH MY GOD THIS DAMN COMMERCIAL

I CAN’T FUCKING STOP LAUGHING its as awful as i remembered it

i cant quite explain this commercial and how it came back to me like

i couldnt remember the exact words by heart but. everything they said chimed in my head like a song i’d heard a long time ago. it was almost rhythmic, buried deep in my memory. it was probably the most bizarre way ive ever remembered something.

(via purplebloodedmajesty)


gentlemanbones:

neener-nina:

beben-eleben:

A Summary of Marvel Movies

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"Don’t you people ever die!?" -Toad X-men

Not true. Darwin died. Somehow.

Arguably the one that made the least sense to die permanently too.


bustysaintclair:

Kids please don’t think that it’s unusual or special to be dating someone with whom you can watch netflix and eat pizza and hold hands and also have hot sex with

It concerns me when I see millions of notes on a post that’s like “fuck me hard but also be sweet with me”

Like what kinds of relationships are you in that you think this is a revolutionary thing to ask

(via gentlemanbones)


fuckyeahconceptcarz:

2008 Chang’an Qingcheng

fuckyeahconceptcarz:

2008 Chang’an Qingcheng


erosart:

animated gif taken from short film “B E A U T Y” - by Rino Stefano Tagliafierro seen here: http://erosart.tumblr.com/post/74289716526/b-e-a-u-t-y-dir-rino-stefano-tagliafierro

erosart:

animated gif taken from short filmB E A U T Y” - by Rino Stefano Tagliafierro seen here: http://erosart.tumblr.com/post/74289716526/b-e-a-u-t-y-dir-rino-stefano-tagliafierro

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aceofstars:

Enough of these games.

aceofstars:

Enough of these games.

(via thespeedoofsolomon)


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FUCK YOUR PERPETUATION OF THE "BRONIES AREN'T REALLY OPPRESSED MYTH" YOU PRIVILEGED FUCKS. I COULDN'T GET A JOB BECAUSE OF MY BRONY ARMBAND.
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thefabulousfabulist:

gastrophobia:

choochoobear:

shitrichcollegekidssay:

"Just.. take the arm band off."

"THAT’S WHAT THE NON-MAGICAL SHEEPLE WANT ME TO DO!"

Star Trek fans are oppressed too. I went into a job interview wearing Spock ears and they LAUGHED at me and told me to go home!

I went to an interview with red body paint, covered in Lemurian runes, prosthetic sawed off horns, and a big old right, stone, hand. I work in the entertainment industry, so I got the job. My new boss stayed talking to me about how much she loved Hellboyand all I could think was “What the fuck is Hellboy?”

I went to an interview with my Ultramarine power armor and bolter, my purity seals at the ready. They rejected me. I suspect they might be heretics. If they are not, the Emperor protects.